This Chicken Coop Is Cooler Than Most Human Houses. Still, I Bet The Rent Is Absurd.

MTV’s “Cribs” has been off the air for a while, but they may want to consider bringing it back for this luxurious chicken coop. The chickens wouldn’t have much to say, but if there needs to be a tour guide to tell the audience where “the magic happens,” then it’s simply not magical enough. The builder opted for automatic doors and dust baths over flat screen TVs and hot tubs, but that won’t keep you from feeling at least a little envious of the chickens that get to live in this coop. You can tell yourself there isn’t enough space all you want, but you know, deep down, that you’d trade your person-sized apartment for a place with free food delivered to it daily.